Zombies in the USA
As the effect swept across the globe, word spread on emails, blogs and panicked phone calls:
Astor’s still a little out of the loop, but to be fair; riots in Philly aren’t that unusual.
Up north in Ontario, the Bruce noticed the strange reactions from local fauna. Are puppies immune to the effect? Have their been any zombie children sighted? I wonder…
I also caught a late report back in western Australia from Heidi Kneale about using sheep for defense against the hungry undead. I’m not sure what Linux has to do with this plan, but feel free to use it: I’m sure it’s Open Source.
Pamela is also fighting the good fight down under, and is hoping her 24th birthday tomorrow won’t be celebrated only by the undead.
Damn! Someone just said they heard scampering from the vents. Did the little rodents get in through the heat pump?
Written by Jeff in June of 2008. Last edited March 2017.