Nana the Fortuneteller
While she’s pretty much the exact opposite of News, Nana the wizened old fortuneteller with attitude is still offering her rather nasty brand of advice.
If you really have absolutely no other option, give her a visit.
You’re an adult, and we can’t stop you from doing ridiculous things, but remember…. you were warned!
Written by Jeff in May of 2004. Last edited September 2014.