I can’t imagine the series of events that led up to this incredibly specific damage to the car’s license plate and bumper. Can you?
(Let’s pretend I have the camera, lens and skill necessary to achieve this cool depth of field effect, and didn’t fake it in Photoshop.)
Most of the birds were peacefully resting in the sun, but this shrimp-swilling monster had other ideas.
A large tree fell the right way on my parent’s property, taking out another equally large tree next to it. After taking lots of pictures of the wreckage, I noticed this single leaf stuck in a long spiderweb.
Beach erosion and unusually high tides most likely created this small bay/lake/whatever, but most folks at the beach didn’t bother to cross it before dropping their chairs, buckets and umbrellas.
The new camera takes lots of shots quickly.
(The image-handling plugin can’t deal with animated GIFs, so I’m going to need to recode this site. yay.)
The remaining chunk of the sign read along the bottom: “[WARNING: UNAUTHORIZ]ED REMOVAL, DAMAGING OR DEFACING THIS SIGN IS A VIOLATION [OF THE COU]NTY CODE AND PUNISHABLE BY A FINE OF UP TO $1000.”
I’m sure the county worker who shredded it will be brought to justice.