Damaged Sign

Damaged Sign

The remaining chunk of the sign read along the bottom: “[WARNING: UNAUTHORIZ]ED REMOVAL, DAMAGING OR DEFACING THIS SIGN IS A VIOLATION [OF THE COU]NTY CODE AND PUNISHABLE BY A FINE OF UP TO $1000.”

I’m sure the county worker who shredded it will be brought to justice.

Sunny Knoll

Sunny Knoll

We’re putting our home of six years on the market today. The Sony has a panorama feature, but it’s fairly low-res.

Dogwood

Dogwood

The picture had a nice short field of focus, but I pushed it in photoshop, plus blew out the light a bit. A little ghostly, and about as close to the spirit of Easter as I’ll prolly ever get.

Missing

Missing

Did they have a divorce and dad got the kids? Did Mommy die or just run away? Did the sticker just fall off? Why am I confronted with this domestic mystery while driving into work?

Claw Machines

Claw Machines

These machines — these actual machines — are part of my earliest childhood memories. They’ve always been filled with cheap plastic treasures, and still offer new generations both disappointment and victory.

Tool + Equipment

Tool + Equipment

Yes, it’s a hardbound copy of the Northern Tool + Equipment catalog. Left in a restroom.