Archive for the ‘Work’ Category

Wrinkled Plate

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011
Wrinkled Plate

I can’t imagine the series of events that led up to this incredibly specific damage to the car’s license plate and bumper. Can you?

(Let’s pretend I have the camera, lens and skill necessary to achieve this cool depth of field effect, and didn’t fake it in Photoshop.)

Damaged Sign

Monday, May 23rd, 2011
Damaged Sign

The remaining chunk of the sign read along the bottom: “[WARNING: UNAUTHORIZ]ED REMOVAL, DAMAGING OR DEFACING THIS SIGN IS A VIOLATION [OF THE COU]NTY CODE AND PUNISHABLE BY A FINE OF UP TO $1000.”

I’m sure the county worker who shredded it will be brought to justice.

Missing

Thursday, April 21st, 2011
Missing

Did they have a divorce and dad got the kids? Did Mommy die or just run away? Did the sticker just fall off? Why am I confronted with this domestic mystery while driving into work?

Tool + Equipment

Friday, February 4th, 2011
Tool + Equipment

Yes, it’s a hardbound copy of the Northern Tool + Equipment catalog. Left in a restroom.

Street King

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010
Street King

He was loud, he was proud, but heavy is the head that wears the crown.

Smoke Break

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010
Smoke Break

Taking a break from some offsite training, I saw one tiny figure at the bottom of a well of stone and glass. He was both alone and surrounded by people.