Objects in Mirror

Objects in Mirror

Three Marine LAV’s were riding up 95, and I was driving. Veronica took this photo under my watchful eye with my camera, so I’ll still take the credit.

Ultimate Tailgater

Ultimate Tailgater

Driving around a few hours before the Superbowl, I saw this tooling down the road. The cooler must’ve been filled with beer, but I can’t see where the nachos are being kept.

Door to Nowhere Dog

Door to Nowhere Dog

The dogs and I were out walking, and then this happened. Who thought this was a good idea? Don’t actually let the dog out, but just tease it with an open door leading to nowhere but certain death.

One day, that little dog is gonna get some payback.

Wrinkled Plate

Wrinkled Plate

I can’t imagine the series of events that led up to this incredibly specific damage to the car’s license plate and bumper. Can you?

(Let’s pretend I have the camera, lens and skill necessary to achieve this cool depth of field effect, and didn’t fake it in Photoshop.)

Badass Flamingo

Badass Flamingo

Most of the birds were peacefully resting in the sun, but this shrimp-swilling monster had other ideas.

Floating Leaf

Floating Leaf

A large tree fell the right way on my parent’s property, taking out another equally large tree next to it. After taking lots of pictures of the wreckage, I noticed this single leaf stuck in a long spiderweb.