Midnight Quiets the Undead - BLITEOTW

It’ll be 1am soon, and the little monsters that made it into the ductwork are all dead… not jumping around gnawing at things dead, but just lying there slowly decomposing dead. A few minutes ago we took a quick look outside to find nothing remarkable: no zombie anythings shuffling around, and no strange lights in the sky.

Now that the skittering has quieted down, …read more

Posted on Saturday, June 14th, 2008 by Jeff | 2 Comments »

Small Comforts for the Approaching Night - BLITEOTW

It’s hotter in here, now that all the vents have been boarded up. Of course, we weren’t going to waste the generators on AC, but it only adds to the sense of claustrophobia. More politically themed images are floating around now among the survivors. Anything to distract our attention from the horror that surround us, I suppose.

We also appreciate the comments that …read more

Posted on Friday, June 13th, 2008 by Jeff | 4 Comments »

Zombies in the USA - BLITEOTW

As the effect swept across the globe, word spread on emails, blogs and panicked phone calls:

Sylvan, reporting from Eagle Prairie, Minnesota, noted the similarities between normal teenagers and zombies, but teenagers don’t eat the Fraud Department. Here’s hoping the power holds!

Beguine posted a very helpful rundown of undead pathology. It seems our government …read more

Posted on Friday, June 13th, 2008 by Jeff | 19 Comments »

Why Did it Have to be Squirrels? - BLITEOTW

We thought we had all of our bases covered. Maybe it happened last year and nobody noticed, or maybe this time the disease, effect, conspiracy, whatever… is worse. However it happened, we discovered this morning at around 4am that our biggest problem wasn’t going to be undead humans… but squirrels.

The little rats took out our cameras quickly, but at least they haven’t been able to breach the …read more

Posted on Friday, June 13th, 2008 by Jeff | 3 Comments »