Comments on: Zombies in the USA

By: apryl_knight

apryl_knight — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:16:28 +0000

Squirrels, you say…?

*shuffles outside*

*nom nom nom*

By: Ebony14

Ebony14 — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:45:45 +0000

http://ebony14.livejournal.com

By: TheStormCellar

TheStormCellar — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:50:41 +0000

I’m trapped in my workplace which is right above a blood bank in downtown Seattle. One of the blood bank workers had been shouting something about “It’s in the blood.” but she was cut off by some guy biting her in the neck. I’m alone here and have blockaded myself in my boss’s office. So far, I haven’t seen any help anywhere. There are only so many candy bars left in the snack machine. What happens when the blood bank runs out of blood to give the crowd downstairs??

By: Novander

Novander — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:48:54 +0000

http://i-novander.livejournal.com/91463.html

You know those spam threads on forums where the last post wins? I win the internet.

By: Cheshil

Cheshil — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:26:16 +0000

The CDC is calling for evacuations along the Gulf Coast. Terms like “Standard Preventative Biohazard Containment” and “systematically neutralize the infected regions.”

http://cheshil.livejournal.com/269981.html
http://lunais-cross.livejournal.com/120993.html
http://daerthe.livejournal.com/30532.html

By: Jade

Jade — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:18:00 +0000

http://jadeblood.livejournal.com/316552.html

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:08:54 +0000

I am running out of food in the coffee shop in which I’ve sequestered myself, though the CVS next door has an endless supply of candy… It’d be ok, except the 4 dogs I’ve got with me can’t eat chocolate. I’m running out of Purina.

By: Arthur

Arthur — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:35:06 +0000

Oh my god. I thought it was just weird people being fools…but, @#%. Also Emeril Legasse is now a zombie. I encountered him at Whole Foods and I didn’t put it together until just now….oh @#%, the margaritas! That’s not grenadine, that’s blood!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:33:56 +0000

Minnesota is especially well-suited to transmission of a zombie plauge via mosquitoes. Something bit me last night, and the itching/swelling has been slowly spreading across my hand…

http://initialdescent.livejournal.com/629392.html

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:17:32 +0000

http://jerico-cacaw.livejournal.com/35163.html

By: raging_binky

raging_binky — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:12:13 +0000

They got Bobby! THEY GOT BOBBY! … does this mean that he’ll become one of them?!?! or is that just in the movies .. what the hell is going on!?!? – should we try and get his body!?!? – wait a sec …

By: neth

neth — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:04:05 +0000

I’m boarded up in the mountains of Arizona