Zombies in the USA

As the effect swept across the globe, word spread on emails, blogs and panicked phone calls:

Sylvan, reporting from Eagle Prairie, Minnesota, noted the similarities between normal teenagers and zombies, but teenagers don’t eat the Fraud Department. Here’s hoping the power holds!

Beguine posted a very helpful rundown of undead pathology. It seems our government …read more

Posted on Friday, June 13th, 2008 by Jeff   19 Comments »

Why Did it Have to be Squirrels?

We thought we had all of our bases covered. Maybe it happened last year and nobody noticed, or maybe this time the disease, effect, conspiracy, whatever… is worse. However it happened, we discovered this morning at around 4am that our biggest problem wasn’t going to be undead humans… but squirrels.

The little rats took out our cameras quickly, but at least they haven’t been able to breach the …read more

Posted on Friday, June 13th, 2008 by Jeff   3 Comments »

The Land Down Under Torn Asunder

It’s just after midnight here, and while we now have no illusions about this event being anything other than deadly real, everyone is still in relatively high spirits. Those who think they can sleep are trying, and the others watch the monitors for any signs of trouble.

If Australia is any indication, it may be morning before any unusual events hit the networks. The situation looks rough, but workable for Steve, while …read more

Posted on Friday, June 13th, 2008 by Jeff   3 Comments »

Zombies Too Cool for School

Martin Livings posted some first-hand accounts from Edith Cowan University in Joondalup, Australia, just north of Perth. Hopefully we’ll hear more from him soon.

In another education-related dispatch, a brief undead encounter was recorded earlier today. As the effect has previously been seen closely following the arrival of the 13th day of June, this must certainly be some sort of zombie encounter training video. You be the judge.

Posted on Thursday, June 12th, 2008 by Jeff   2 Comments »